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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."
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"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."
"Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside"
"The Bat-phone rings, it's... Commissioner Gordon. ""Batman, Jokers at it again. He's stolen all of tampons in Gotham. It's a bloody mess..."""
"What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles"
"Now, if you all will excuse me I'm going into my closet and I'm not coming out until I find something with an elastic waist..."
"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""
"""Well I should probably get off twitter. I have to be at work in 15 minutes and I haven't even showered yet."" - me and at least 100 of you"
"Forrest Gump ran for 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days, which is approximately 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days longer than I've ever run."
"*interview for new roommate* Ninja: I know it's a small place, but you won't even know I'm here."