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Joke of the Day

"A world without women... A world without women could be a real pain in the ass."

"The reason why Clinton is a super secret agent of the alt right is because... She has a frog in her throat."

"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."

"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"

"Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her."

"The pizza guy just said ""see u tomorrow"" Maybe I eat too much pizza ..."

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"

"This is what I told my nephew when he said he wanted to be a videogame journalist when he grew up The only thing worse than a job in video games or journalism is a job in videogame journalism"

"True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn."

"'Benjamin Button.' 'BENJAMIN WHO?' 'Benjamin' 'WHO'S THERE?' 'Knock knock!'"