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"I want you to fu.. this rusty pipe . FTW ??"
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"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"
"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."
"One thing you always pay full price for is other people's mistakes..."
"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading."
"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"
"You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you. Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me."
"The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin."
"What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms? Man! This threesome is getting me wet!"
"For the last few weeks, whenever I get into a conversation with someone... I just wanna say ""ISIS, Donald Trump, Leonardo Dicaprio, Bye."""