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Joke of the Day
"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"
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"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."
"I wrote a book It's called Oceans 2: The Seaquel"
"What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common? They deliver"
"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."
"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"
"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line."
"""There goes my Baby"" by Usher... ...is a bad song to play at an abortion clinic."
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"What's the best lake to go motorboating? Lake Titicaca"