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Joke of the Day
"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"
Next Joke
"The craziest shit happened today. Then I just wiped it away and got on with my day."
"Me: What do you want for breakfast? Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast?"
"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."
"One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile... ...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds."
"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"
"The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard."
"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"
"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."
"""We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan"