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Joke of the Day

"What's denser than a feminist? Water. . . . . Water is denser than fat"

"I can prove that primates don't exist... Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4."

"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."

"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"

"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"

"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."

"Why is PTSD like riding a bike? You never forget"

"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"

"How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?... You take the letter F out of way."

"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"