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Joke of the Day

"What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths? Swigonometry."

"I went to buy a bag of air... They accidentally put potato chips in it."

"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"

"I always find New Year's Eve stressful. I've been diagnosed with old langxiety."

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."

"So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"""

"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."

"I really showed that Rubik's Cube who's unemployed."