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Joke of the Day

"When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve."

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."

"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."

"Why can't rappers take holidays? They always forget Tupac."

"We save women and children first because the dads have to make sure all the lights are off and the thermostat is set appropriately."

"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."

"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."

"Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low."

"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."

"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."