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Joke of the Day
"[dog on trial for murder] lawyer: who's a good boy? dog: I am lawyer: your honor I rest my case"
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"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"
"Wrote ""I wanna rock!"" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat."
"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!"
"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."
"the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks"
"An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?"""
"My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one."
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"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."