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Joke of the Day

"Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is. I'll give you some time for this one."

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."

"At first I didn't like having a beard, but it grew on me."

"Give a man a cow, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to cow, and you've probably invented some crazy new dance called the cow'."

"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"

"I thought of this one in history class today The thing about communist jokes is that everyone has to get them."

"did you hear the one about the deaf guy? niether did he."

"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"

"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"

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