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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump announced that he would be turning down the regular Presidential Salary in lieu of a yearly salary of $232 He said ""If 232 is good enough for Hillary, it's good enough for me"""

"Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club? Black lights matter."

"My wife thinks I drink too much... ...but the guy who runs my dialysis treatment says he's seen way worse."

"What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool."

"What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? ""Well, I fucked that one up."""

"My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country All her fellow rugby players agree."

"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"

"What do you call it when someone has sex with Dwayne Johnson? Rock Climbing. heh."

"I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black."

"Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off."