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Joke of the Day
"Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail."
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"IF POT GETS LEGALIZED WHAT'S TO STOP SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO SMOKE A HORSE"
"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."
"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"
"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"
"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH"
"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."
"I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub... But they removed it for rape"
"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."