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"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"
"My car's check engine light turned on, so I checked it. Yep, still there! Moving on."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !"
"You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."
"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."
"My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20"
"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."