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Joke of the Day
"Just remember... you're unique... Just like everybody else."
Next Joke
"This cracked me up at work tonight! Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife"
"Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter they are opening downtown? It's a center for lightly battered women."
"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"[Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say"
"There are 4 million battered women in the US. But I like mine plain."
"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
"I haven't been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I'll never forget the last thing she told me... She said ""I don't give blowjobs."" To be honest I haven't looked that hard."