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Joke of the Day
"Just remember... you're unique... Just like everybody else."
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"*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER ""WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"""
"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"
"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."
"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."
"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"
"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"
"""Easter?"" HERE ""Thanksgiving?"" HERE ""Christmas?"" PRESENT"
"Meanwhile, in Facebook, Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his ""roommate"" of 20 years."