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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer Balls. They're under a buck."
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"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."
"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"
"Why is 77 better then 69? Because you get eight more!"
"As I get older, I only find that two body parts start hurting all the time. My back..... And my front."
"A new zoo opened up in my town, but it only has one dog. It's a shih tzu"
"What do you call balls on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin? My throne"
"Her: What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom? Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests."
"What do you call a girl gamer that always pirates her games?? A crack whore."
"Stop talking about being sad. Use a bigger word like despondent so people will at least think you're an intelligent cry baby."