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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fucking a transsexual? You can reach around the front and you think you went all the way through."

"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!"

"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."

"I'm only two people away from having a love triangle."

"How is Chinese airport security like a Russian woman? They'll fuck anybody with an American passport. I say this from experience."

"How do you call a joke that is not funny? Lame."

"My wife left me According to her, she is sick of me talking behind her back and pushing her around. In my defence, she's in a wheelchair."

"They say talk is cheap but my last phone call cost me $2.99 per minute, billed directly to my credit card."

"The worst analogy ever is like pudding."