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Joke of the Day
"What are the cheapest kind of nuts? Deer nuts, they're under a buck."
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"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."
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"Rabbits in a row. What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A receding hare line."
"I just got unfollowed by a woman that just started following me yesterday, so I guess I just had my first one night stand on twitter."
"Hey you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry have a shot at mine !"
"What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet."
"Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why."
"""Weight Watchers"" because ""Obesity Observers"" was too cerebral."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Oggggh (Gagging noise)"