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Joke of the Day

"I get why Tupac's band smoked his ashes... ...It would have been tacky to take a shot in his memory."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy."

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."

"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."

"Daylight robbery... I got robbed today at Shell gas station. I called the cops, and they asked if I knew who did it. I said, ""Yeah, pump 6."""

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired ( )"

"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"

"Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!**"