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Joke of the Day
"How do you go about picking up a nice Jewish girl? With a broom and a dustpan."
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"Security signs that begin with ""For your protection..."" essentially end with ""...we will restrict freedoms & invade privacy"""
"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."
"*watches man fall off of bridge on TV.. ""Bartender, can you get me that drunk?"""
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"
"What did people say after two satellite dishes got married? The wedding was dull, but the reception was great."
"[ultrasound] Dr: your baby is 7mm in length Me [whispering to wife]: ask him Wife [sighs]: what is that in fruit sizes?"
"How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"
"So I met a Jewish girl at the bar last night... [NSFW] She asked me for my number so I wrote it on her arm. Haven't heard from her since..."