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Joke of the Day

"Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles"

"My coworker replaced her chair with an exercise ball to ""work her core."" I'm eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. I win."

"What do you call a Black man flying a plane? ..A pilot you fuckin racists"

"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."

"How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb... Two, one to do the job, and another to shoot all the witnesses."

"My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy"

"What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !"

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"The Republican Party has shown its support for the mentally ill by nominating Trump for President! Well, support for at least one of them. (here come the trolls and bots)"

"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."