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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me to make a joke about Yttrium. All I had to say was ""Why?"""
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"I never take a stab in the dark. I like to see what I'm stabbing."
"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"
"My pistol only holds 9 bullets, so when I lose my shit I only get to kill 9 people or one cat."
"So, you don't like hypothermia? All the cool kids are getting it."
"What's black, jobless, homeless, fatherless, and has no life? Harambe."
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask. If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?"
"I just got my first grey hair. This is the last time I let grandma cook dinner for me."
"I'm about to have sex with my second cousin. Hopefully she's as good as the first one."