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Joke of the Day
"What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea? We Three Kims"
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"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee you racist fuck."