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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, ""Proud parent of your wife's kid."""
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"Why did a man eat a clock? He wanted to pass some time."
"Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? Right where ya left him."
"I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no f*cking money in there."
"What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC."
"Why do Chemists have so much debt? Because they have so much Antimony!"
"There are 10 types of people those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."
"what did the transvestite say to the pirate? Q. what did the transvestite say to the pirate? A. ""I'M going to plunder your butt hole!"""
"Sometimes programming gets dirty... holes[h].insert(new Objects.ConcretePillar(), new Vec2());"