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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Clinton has a girlfriend? ...they think Bill might have one too."

"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"

"I just had sex with a pregnant girl and told my buddies I had a threesome"

"woke this morning with a thin white thread hanging from my mouth Hoped for a teabag"

"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."

"What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning? mana-pause"

"You can't have your status and like it too."

"Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes."

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question"