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Joke of the Day
"What does a hippy say when you ask him to leave? Namaste"
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"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."
"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."
"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"
"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"
"So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"
"A girl goes to the doctor... A girl asks her doctor ""Are there many calories in sperm?"". Doc replies ""Look love, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!""."
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
"Let's simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call."