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Joke of the Day

"""OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this."" -Elephant"

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"I told my barber that I didn't like the way he cut my hair. He said ""don't worry, it will grow on you."""

"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"

"What do you call a woman on her period? A bloody cunt."

"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."

"Have you seen a proton lying around? I'm sure I hadron somewhere."

"*walks into convenience store* ""Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky"" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*"

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

"CS:GO's New One-Shot Revolver http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13288/"