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Joke of the Day
"Rejected names for lumberjacks: -Woodroberts -Treedaves -Logjeffs -Forestbills -Timberjims"
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"When picking partners for a trust fall . . . . . . Always choose the ground. The ground will always catch you."
"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"
"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."
"Asians are so good at math... ... they can do it with their eyes closed."
"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"
"There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon."
"When I was at the diner tonight my waitress had a black eye. When I ordered I ordered real slow because apparently she don't listen so good."
"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"
"I'm going to rewrite history. History."