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Joke of the Day
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when i do, he laughs"
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"*whispers seductively in your ear* ""...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."""
"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."
"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"
"People that type in all caps are... Capitalists."
"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana"
"ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days"
"An atom loses an electron, another atom asks 'You sure?' I'm positive."
"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"