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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."

"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"

"I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof. The builder had promised me it would be on the house."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause."

"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a redneck girl? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."

"How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? **None** *Let the bitch cook in the dark.*"

"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."