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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off."

"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."

"What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? Homo alone!"

"What do a pussy and KFC have in common? They're both finger licking good, and when your done you have a box to put the bone in"

"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."

"No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema"

"What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? *Single*."

"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."

"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."