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Joke of the Day
"What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force."
Next Joke
"What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? Kelp me!"
"Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those fuckers live forever."
"What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight."
"Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun."
"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it."
"My favourite porn category is the one where girls quote 19th century Irish writers Girls Gone Wilde."