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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a French sexual offender? A crepeist."
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"You're like pizza at a Chinese buffet. I ain't feeling you but I see you over there, doing you, and I respect that."
"Husband: I love you. Me: Bullshit name 2 of my albums."
"Bruce Jenner Why don't more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?"
"Ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes then start shooting at her feet. Congratulations you are now Yosemite Sam"
"A woman goes into a sex shop to buy a vibrator... She says to the guy behind the counter ""give me that red one behind you"" he goes ""sorry a fire extinguisher"""
"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."
"2 drunks meet on the street One says ""please allow me to pass between you"" The other replies ""alright, just please do it one at a time"""
"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."
"Why did Toby rape a girl? He couldn't Turner on"