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Joke of the Day

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My dad died that day. Isn't it good that he was doing what he loved most - flying planes."

"What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree? a porcupine"

"[Racist] What does a black women do after having a water birth? Flush the toilet."

"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."

"What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar"

"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."

"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."

"What do you call a black man that summons the dead? A Nergomancer"

"Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun."

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."