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Joke of the Day
"So I sucked an ass this morning. I mean, everyone eats thier animal crackers differently."
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"I hate people who make generalisations. They're all hypocrites."
"GAME SHOW IDEA: Man hands wife his phone. If he can let her look at it for 60 secs without looking uncomfortable, he wins a billion dollars."
"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."
"Google Glass is the Segway of eyes."
"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""
"I had some North Korean food yesterday... The [deleted] was delicious!"
"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"
"6: Daddy the floor is lava! Me: Oh yeah? *Pushes wife off chair*"
"What does a gay horse eat? Cum"