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Joke of the Day
"Tom Clancy passed away today Now he'll be Rainbow 6 feet deep."
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"What do you give to someone who has everything? Antibiotics!"
"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"
"A naked women robs a bank. Nobody could remember her face."
"fools cosa rara"
"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"
"What's the Vatican City's favorite snack? popecorn"
"Do you know about the group of hipster sheep? Never mind, you haven't herd of them."
"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"