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Joke of the Day

"Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist."

"What is the most useless superpower? America."

"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"

"How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? **None** *Let the bitch cook in the dark.*"

"I get all of my news from ""We Didn't Start The Fire"""

"Guy in the dressing room next to mine: ""I don't want to get blood on these pants."" I want to reply, ""Then stay out of my way on the catwalk"""

"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"

"What did the Arab say to his goat? Jihad Me at hello"

"What does Vin Diesel call ""pin the tail on the donkey""? Fasten the furry ass."

"Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses? They got Snowden."