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Joke of the Day

"Trying to make my teeth whiter, so I bought them a Subaru."

"What do you call an 8 day long blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinski"

"A guy walks into a bar.... he gets a concussion and dies soon after in the hospital."

"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"

"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"""NSFW"" Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face afterwards."

"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? ...she didn't have any arms."

"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."