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Joke of the Day
"Couldn't afford a butterfly knife, so I got a caterpillar one. Now, I wait."
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"My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons."
"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"
"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."
"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."
"Don't spell part backwards It's a trap"
"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""
"What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes? Aqueous humour."