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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
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"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz"
"The best thing to do on New Years Eve is set the microwave timer with the countdown so the first thing that happens that year is Pizza Rolls"
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tss."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."
"""How's Mason doing?"" Ugh, he's going through this emu kid phase. ""Don't you mean emo kid?"" *boy covered in feathers runs past* I wish."
"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"
"Before 9 AM on a workday, ""Do Not Disturb"" and ""Donut Disturb"" should mean the same thing."