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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."

"I met my wife in Tinder. It was awkward. I didn't know she used it, too."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Shame and sadness at the slow decline of their once beautiful and vibrant culture."

"I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know."

"I don't have a girlfriend.... I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that."

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust A guns only weakness is Obama and rust."