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Joke of the Day

"Where do terrorists go to have a drink? Allahuak Bar"

"What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year."

"If you have a parrot and you don't teach him to say ""Help, they turned me into a parrot"" you wasting everybody's time Shamelessly stolen from /r/funny"

"A man walks into a bar with a loaded gun ""All right, anyone here that slept with my wife, please step forward. A man from the back of the bar shouts, ""You don't have enough bullets!"""

"A joke for the British. Some urine got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday.... ....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye."

"There are few moments sadder than when they ask at the fast food drive-thru if you want to try the new featured item and you do."

"I wrote a play on my computer It's a play on word"

"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."

"A little ad suggestion for durex We contain your orgasms! Literally."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were walking along when they saw a young boy. The Priest said to the Rabbi: ""We should fuck him."" The Rabbi replied: ""Out of what?"""