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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble!"

"What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent."

"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."

"An apple a day keeps no one away unless you have meticulously good aim."

"Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask ""Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"""

"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."

"I've realised my works is like a gang rape... a bunch of dicks clustered around the cunt that's got no idea of what's gonna happen!"

"Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? To prevent them from whistling."

"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."

"- How much for the mobile tampon? - Ma'am? - It's a bit big. - Ma'am, it's a lamb. - Does it make that sound because it has detected blood?"