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Joke of the Day
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side."
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"Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey"
"What's the difference between the strippers and the circus? The circus has a cunning array of stunts."
"The janitor at my gym sees me naked more often than my wife does. And he's a more attentive lover."
"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""
"[OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries."
"Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions. - No child ever."
"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"
"I'm inappropriate on Facebook because I have to be appropriate and follow the rules in real life."
"Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?"