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Joke of the Day
"Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It's counterproductive"
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"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."
"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."
"Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping."
"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."
"How do you quiet a gay baby? Stick a pacifier up its ass"
"Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It's a fucking joke."
"The dent ""I noticed you've got a dent on your car?"" ""Yeah."" ""Oh. Did you drink too much last evening?"" ""Yes, I did."" ""I see. So your wife had to drive you home?"" ""Exactly."""
"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."
"think of the children! so a man is raping a woman in the park the woman cries out ""THINK OF MY CHILDREN!"" pervy bitch.."