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Joke of the Day
"Why would you put a laxative In pot brownies? Shits and giggles."
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"My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this."
"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"
"I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed."
"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"
"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."
"I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home."
"Heading down to the Autopsy Club later. It's open Mike night."
"Did you see the movie invisible? I couldn't"