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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."
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"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."
"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"
"""daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son"
"I'm thinking about having an open casket funeral... Remains to be seen. :D"
"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."
"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."
"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"
"""Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time"" 'Dad: That is great Son! Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'"
"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."