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Joke of the Day

"I was drinking a margarita at the bar.... And a woman screamed ""Does anyone know CPR?!"" I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy."

"What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery? A transplant"

"What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween? They pump kin."

"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."

"The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs"

"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."

"HER: my dad hates puns but loves food ME: got it HER: dad, this my date ME: hey papaya yam glad to meat u HIM: *shakes then crushes my hand*"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."

"The bad news: I shaved off my beard. The good news: none of my co-workers recognize me and have stopped talking to me."

"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."