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"What do you call a traitor with a lisp? Judith"
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"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"
"A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, ""Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"" He says, ""Why? Are my eyes bulging?"""
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier."
"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !"
"things u don't want to here at the doctors office (during prostate exam) 'look no hands'"
"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"Doctor: Open your mouth (inserts tongue depressor) Me: Mmm, this tastes good. Dr: You should have tasted it when the Popcicle was on it!"