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Joke of the Day

"I'm deleting some dumb tweets. I need all your passwords please."

"I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges.... I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome."

"Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!"

"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"

"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"

"Hashtag. A game you play in the quad of any state college..."

"Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder."

"A dyslexic stoner enters a competition. He comes out on pot."

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."