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Joke of the Day
"I'm deleting some dumb tweets. I need all your passwords please."
Next Joke
"What's another name for the child sex offender registry? The pedo file."
"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."
"What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour"
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!"
"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."
"PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part"
"Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts."
"What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland? Old bae."
"""When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I did those things online"""