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Joke of the Day

"grandpa: ur father changed after the war me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there"

"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"

"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."

"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."

"I keep a sandwich in a holster strapped to my ankle for emergencies... It's a ""below knee sandwich"""

"When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyonce Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like ""I work here now."""

"An 8 year old and his uncle walk deep into the woods... The 8 year old turns to his uncle and says ""I'm scared."" The uncle responds "" you think your scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."

"If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family."

"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"