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Joke of the Day
"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"
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"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."
"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"
"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""
"I like to stay at the nude beach all day, or at least until clothing time."
"I haven't slept for 10 days.... ...because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg"
"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- sory-- i mean-- u look so prety yes u do batman is not as cool as u"
"Yo momma so short and poor... ...that she gotta reach up to touch rock bottom."
"If peeing was an Olympic event, I would win gold. But then I would miss the awards ceremony because I was taking a leak."