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Joke of the Day

"Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !"

"I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta"

"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."

"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."

"""Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!"" -Trains"

"Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together"

"What's the difference between a penis and a testicle? (sfw) There's a vas deferens between them."

"Better than a Cuppa Joe! With a picture of a rooster...hahaha http://poptrendz.com/collections/t-shirts/products/womens-t-shirt-2"

"My parents asked me if I wanted to watch Dumb and Dumber with them tonight.. When I went downstairs the debate was on."